List: Humor Articles by Ed Ergenzinger | Curated by Ed Ergenzinger, JD, PhD

Oct 18, 2022
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Humor Articles by Ed Ergenzinger
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Ed Ergenzinger, JD, PhD
A Natural History of Candy CornWe were so preoccupied with whether we could, we didn’t stop to think if we should.
Oct 2, 2022
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Oct 2, 2022
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MuddyUm
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Ed Ergenzinger, JD, PhD
Impulsive on a Genetic LevelGenomelink wants me to know that I can’t escape making bad decisions, and that I should sign up for their new service
Aug 16, 2022
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Aug 16, 2022
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Ed Ergenzinger, JD, PhD
I Wish My Cat Was More AloofHe wants to hang out all the time; that’s not what I signed up for
Mar 14, 2022
Mar 14, 2022
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MuddyUm
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Ed Ergenzinger, JD, PhD
Dad’s Favorite ShowIt’s a mystery
Mar 10, 2022
Mar 10, 2022
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The Haven
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Ed Ergenzinger, JD, PhD
How I Gained 100 Pounds In 18 Months Without Any Fad Diets or GimmicksLike carbo-loading for a race that never comes.
May 8, 2021
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May 8, 2021
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MuddyUm
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Ed Ergenzinger, JD, PhD
I Hate Rides That SpinThe story of a boy and his inner ear
Apr 17, 2021
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Apr 17, 2021
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Ed Ergenzinger, JD, PhD
Kids Are Devious Little Con ArtistsYes, your little angel is a Machiavellian psychopath
Apr 15, 2021
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Apr 15, 2021
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Ed Ergenzinger, JD, PhD
Peeps-Flavored Pepsi Inspired Me to Make Marshmallow-Infused VodkaIt didn’t go well
Mar 30, 2021
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Mar 30, 2021
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The Haven
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Ed Ergenzinger, JD, PhD
Musings of a Commuter PoetI rode the bus to work, and I wrote haiku
Mar 13, 2021
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Mar 13, 2021
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Ed Ergenzinger, JD, PhD
Am I Coping Really Well or Am I Just an Agoraphobic Shut-In?I didn’t want to go anywhere anyway
Feb 19, 2021
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Feb 19, 2021
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MuddyUm
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Ed Ergenzinger, JD, PhD
I Tried a 28-Day Ketogenic Diet Plan and I Will Cut YouIf you don’t have carbs on you you’re no good to me
Feb 5, 2021
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Feb 5, 2021
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The Haven
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Ed Ergenzinger, JD, PhD
How To Bluff Your Way Through a Super Bowl PartyOr a video chat about the Super Bowl — because COVID.
Jan 29, 2021
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Jan 29, 2021
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MuddyUm
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Ed Ergenzinger, JD, PhD
A Scientist Translates the Latest Research ArticlesIt’s time to cut the malarkey
Jan 27, 2021
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Jan 27, 2021
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The Haven
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Ed Ergenzinger, JD, PhD
7 Healthy Food Substitution Ideas That Are Full of ShitAnd shame on you for suggesting them
Jan 26, 2021
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Jan 26, 2021
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MuddyUm
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Ed Ergenzinger, JD, PhD
How to Protect Your Home from a Peacock InvasionImportant tips for the inevitable day you have to defend yourself from the Liberace of birds.
Jan 24, 2021
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Jan 24, 2021
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MuddyUm
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Ed Ergenzinger, JD, PhD
The Pioneer Contessa: How to Make Quick and Easy Homemade DoughnutsYou can spell it “donut” if you want to be wrong.
Jan 22, 2021
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Jan 22, 2021
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MuddyUm
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Ed Ergenzinger, JD, PhD
The Pioneer Contessa: How to Make Creamy Ranch Mac and CheesePerfect for those with a carbohydrate deficiency or who have just given up.
Jan 17, 2021
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Jan 17, 2021
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MuddyUm
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Ed Ergenzinger, JD, PhD
Stop Posting Recipes With the Tagline, “My Hubby Loved This So It’s A Keeper!”What did YOU think about it? Haven’t YOU cooked anything YOU like in 23 years?
Jan 15, 2021
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Jan 15, 2021
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Ed Ergenzinger, JD, PhD
10 German and Russian Words That 2020 Taught Us We Need in EnglishGermans and Russians are just better at expressing shitty feelings.
Jan 11, 2021
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Jan 11, 2021
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Ed Ergenzinger, JD, PhD
He Played Snots in National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation and It Ruined His LifeThe role of a lifetime was a ticket to typecasting hell and a struggle for respect in Hollywood.
Dec 24, 2020
Dec 24, 2020